"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand, things were about to get even more strange and weird then they already were. And what I mean by this, was comprised of the following...
"Pardon the interruption, but can you please tell me where it is that I am at right now? I seem to have lost my way, and if it isn't too much trouble, could you please point me in the direction of the World Organization Of Human Protection?" A currently unrecognizable male sounding voice had then proceeded to speak up with over to me and everyone else that was present.
But even before I proceeded to turn towards the source of the male voice. I then realized immediately, that something was up. And it had to do in large part, with the question that this male voice had just gone and asked. And so, with this current suspicion of mine in mind...
"Certainly sir, and may I also ask you for your name? Or would you prefer that I call you by your actual name? Isn't that right...Tim Scam?" I now proceeded to say quite smugly over to the now correctly identified Tim Scam. Which I had also proceeded to say over to him, in my usual witty and cheeky sounding tone of voice.
And sure enough...
"How do you know who I am?! You've never even met me before! Just who are you?!" Tim Scam now proceeded to yell over back to me in response with.
And as for me and my overall response back to Time Scam...
"Well first of all Scam, if you were going to ask about WOOHP, or as I am sure you viewers know it more as, the World Organization Of Human Protection. Then why oh why Scam, would you even attempt to ask about it to a complete stranger? Let alone someone such as myself? Because in case you haven't noticed it yet Scam regarding your current situation, you're not exactly in Beverly Hills anymore! For you see Tim Scam, that while your quite pathetic excuse for a facade, may have worked on Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez. It certainly won't work on me, or even the rest of my allies that are currently present. So tell me Scam, do you know what magic is? And I don't mean fake magic either, but more genuine real magic? So with this in mind, hey minna, what do you say that we..." I proceeded to say, only to be cut off mid sentence.
But, as for who this someone was that had gone and proceeded to cut me off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of my eyes, to now start to visibly twitch again...
"Hey Scam, did you really think you could hide from us forever? Now Clover!" A now much more recognizable female voice proceeded to shout out. Who I wound up recognizing immediately as Samantha Simpson who had said this very same statement over to Clover Ewing. Which not even a second later, was followed by Tim Scam, then proceeding to have a somewhat bright blue looking kind of spray sprayed onto him. Which almost immediately, had then caused Tim Scam, to then be completely frozen in a block of what was clearly ice.
And with me now realizing pretty much instantly, as to exactly what it was that had just gone and happened...
"Well then viewers, I guess there really isn't any means of hiding it anymore is there? Angel Bluebell here by the way here viewers...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Clover Ewing just went and used an Ice Queen Perfume on Tim Scam. So it is not really like I could attempt to hide that fact even if I tried my hardest to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let me now properly introduce, Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez, WOOHP Super Spies extraordinaire. And in case you viewers were wondering, yes those are Sam, Clover, and Alex's full names from the Totally Spies tv show. A little bit of tv show lore for those of you viewers, who didn't know of this little known fact about Sam, Clover, and Alex. And also viewers...*I now proceed to say this, only for someone else other then Sam, Clover, and Alex, to now proceed to cut me off again mid fourth wall break. Which once again, has now once again caused one of my eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"
And as for who it was, that had gone and chosen to proceed to cut me off mid fourth wall break this time? Well you see, about that...
"Damn it Martin, you couldn't have bothered to run any faster?!" A pretty irritated sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a familiar looking sweatdrop to then appear on one side of my face. To which it then proceeded to slowly make its way, down the very same side of my face which it had appeared on.
And as for who the irate sounding female voice belonged to. Well I didn't need to wait very long, to find out. Because not even a few seconds after...
"Look Diana, I am not saying that you're being pushy, but..." A now unmistakable male voice had now proceeded to respond back to the still currently irate sounding female with.
And then...
"*I now proceed to go and clear my throat, before then proceeding to speak up to the new arrivals*...Hey Martin, how about you do Diana a favor, and perhaps workout at the gym some more when you have spare time on your hands?! Because from what I can hear from Ms. Lombard, it sounds like you need to work on getting more exercise! Now then, to what do me and my allies owe the pleasure, of getting graced by the presence, of the one and only Martin Mystery, and the...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to now once again go, and cut me off mid sentence*"
"Hey, I didn't ask for your input thank you very much!" The voice of the now identified Martin Mystery had now proceeded to shout back over to me with in response.
And as for, the response back to Martin Mystery. Well it actually didn't come from me, but rather...
"Long blue haired girl has point here Martin, as Martin could do with more exercise," another unmistakable male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Martin Mystery in response.
And sure enough...
"Okay seriously?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out loud to himself. Which during this, he had also proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from his mouth.
But then...
"You should listen to Java, Martin, you could use to lose a few pounds," the voice of Sam now proceeded to speak up with over to Martin with.
And then, though not surprisingly...
"Okay seriously what is this, Gang Up On Martin Day?!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with.
And as for me, and my response to the current situation...
"Well that depends Martin, as to whether or not..." I proceeded to say in my usual witty and cheekily smug sounding tone. Only for Martin Mystery, to once again proceed to cut me off mid sentence.
"I was being sarcastic!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to say back over to me in response with.
And as for me and my response back to Martin Mystery...
"I know Martin, as I was trying to get you to lighten up! As you looked like you could use it! Anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now also properly introduce, Martin Mystery, Diana Lombard, and Java The Caveman, from the show Martin Mystery. And if I can recall correctly as well viewers, both the shows Martin Mystery, and Totally Spies, did in fact have a tv crossover episode quite a few years back. 'Totally Mystery Much?' was the name of that particular episode. But the only difference between that episode and this viewers? Well this is a much larger crossover then Marathon has ever had. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would keep an eye out for the upcoming chapters. As this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back into the current situation that had already started transpiring from the last chapter...
"Pardonne-moi but can you please tell me where..." A now very french accented male voice had now proceeded to say over to me with.
And interestingly enough, I once again knew who this particular voice belonged to. I mean after all, given how annoying someone like Potamos was. And although this individual wasn't as annoying as Potamos. He may as well have been the male equivalent to Potamos with regard to the level of annoyance that he portrayed. And speaking of whom this very same person was...
"Okay seriously? So what, is WOOHP now having a detention facility members meeting somewhere nearby? Which by the way viewers, is an indirect reference to a certain well known asylum in a certain well known cartoon series that I dare not mention. If you know viewers, then you know. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all, some villains can't be bothered to remember to 'mime their own business.' Isn't that right Jazz Hands?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to slightly turn my attention to slightly behind me. And sure enough, my eyes fell upon a familiar male with what appeared to be mime makeup on his face. And was in his usual getup of a black tuxedo, a somewhat tall black colored top hat. And is also without a doubt, one of the worst WOOHP villains to ever exist in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean after all, Jazz Hands was and still is a joke of a villain*...Now then viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand now alright?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And sure enough, as a way to confirm my suspicions...
"Whah, just what are you talking about you foolish gurl?" The now correctly identified Jazz Hands had now proceeded to say back over to me, in his usual and yet still annoying sounding French accent.
And as for me, as a way to 'have fun' at Jazz Hands' expense so too speak...
"Sacrebleu Mon'Amie, didn't anyone ever tell you that silence is golden? Oh and also Jazz Hands, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second time! And that viewers, Angel Bluebell by the way here again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, that was my rendition of what is without a doubt one of the funniest lines in any movie to every exist. Which in case you're wondering, was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. And if you haven't yet watched that movie, then you're truly missing out. I mean after all viewers, everyone knows of John Cleese. He played 'R' in the Pierce Brosnan movie, 'The World Is Not Enough.' And would then go on to reprise the same role, in 'Die Another Day.' And while we are on the subject of things 007, the most recent run of James Bond movies, have not been very good. I mean after all, with the exception of Casino Royale and perhaps maybe Skyfall, every other Daniel Craig era James Bond movie, has been either subpar, or straight up not good. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we get back into the current chapter at hand, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And, just as I had proceeded to finish my fourth wall break...
"Are you serious right now? Please tell me that you did not just say that to him just now Bluebell? I mean, whatever happened to giving the viewers a chance to understand the material?" Keiko of all people had now proceeded to say this very statement of hers over to me.
But then...
"And this statement is coming from you Keiko? Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't you the very same Keiko, who wound up using the word 'logorrhea' a couple of chapters back? I mean after all viewers..." I proceeded to say back to Keiko with in response. Which I had proceeded to say to her, while I was also wearing my usual witty and cheekily looking smug expression on my face.
And sure enough, as Keiko then proceeded to cut me off mid sentence...
"Alright Bluebell I get it! Just forget that I said anything, now can we please move on?!" Keiko had now proceeded to somewhat yell back over to me in response. Which from what I could tell, Keiko had proceeded to say this response of hers back over to me in response with. While an all too familiar looking blush was also currently present upon her face.
But then, even before I could attempt to respond to Keiko...
"Bluebell, look out! Behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Angel Daisy had proceeded to yell over to me with. Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Daisy proceeding to leap up into the air, and then land behind me. And just as she had landed down onto the ground again, Angel Daisy had proceeded to use her Saint Pendule, to produce a barrier. Which since Jazz Hands had somehow decided to try and charge me while my back was turned towards Keiko in order to address her. All that simply wound up happening, was that Jazz Hands wound up running smack into the barrier, which wound up knocking him out immediately.
And as for me and my response back to Jazz Hands. Who at this current moment, had swirls where both of his eyes should be. Which was to help indicate, that for the moment, he was knocked out cold...
"Really Jazz Hands? That was your so called big play? You decided to charge at me while my back was still to you? I mean, all you have done here Jazz Hands, is just prove my point, as to why you're one of the most laughed at villains in the Totally Spies canon timeline. And also, before I forget, here is my quite justifiable and also very comedic response back to you Jazz Hands. I see London, I see France, your villainy has no bearing in this present expanse. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And that viewers, was my original rendition, of the 'I see London, I see France' phrase. Nothing like a bit of comedic satire to illicit a chuckle from the audience huh?...*I now proceed to clear my throat briefly. To which I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"