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Chapter 251 - Chapter 251: A Vampire Ninja, And The Swallow Return Strike!: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Being A Magical Girl! (Part 2)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: May 18, 2011

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after I had finished my end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after several more individuals from me, Zachary, and Keiko's fanfiction writing past. Had decided to make another unannounced debut back into our fanfics out seemingly nowhere. Which in this case, was in the form of two female characters, from the very poorly received harem anime 'Sekirei.' Which in the case of the two individuals, were Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi. And quite regrettably, Sekirei Number 88: Musubi.

But unfortunately, just to add salt into my already very painful wounds, both Tsukiumi and Musubi. Along with Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore. Were soon going to not be the only ones from our fanfiction writing pasts, that were going to wind up making an unannounced reentry back into our fanfics.

But getting back to what went on in the tail end of the last chapter. Which was as the light that had proceeded to envelope the area that we had all been in back in the hallway at West Japan's Military Genetics Academy. Which was in the Freezing anime canon timeline during what was to be known, as The 10th Nova Clash. And with the light now once again proceeding to die down. I then proceeded to quickly look around at my current surroundings, but more importantly behind me.

And sure enough, only a few of my allies had managed to remain. While the rest of them had once again just simply vanished out of existence. But yet I still somehow knew, that I would be seeing them again at some point. And as with our currently still very much in motion Quantum Leap style anime canon timeline hopping? Well though I did not realize it at the time, but this was going to continue to go on, for quite a while longer.

But, getting down to the current brass tax so too speak. And with regard to which of my allies had managed to stick around this time? Well apart from Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia? Everyone of my other allies, had just simply vanished.

But as for the current area and current anime canon timeline that we had all wound up ending up in this time? Well you see, about that...

"Well, how nice it is to have some new visitors in our neck of the woods. Now please tell me, are you interested in changing your life for the better?" A very cute sounding, and yet still somehow a somewhat evil sounding voice, had now proceeded to say over to me, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia, out of seemingly nowhere with.

The only problem with this question being asked, was that I knew all too well who the voice belonged to. And how much of a severe and catastrophic detriment it would wind up being, if either me, or anyone else in my alliance, was going to wind up accepting the offer that was just given to us. And so, with this thought of mine now very much in mind, I tried to respond to the obvious trap that was being offered to me and my allies. But interestingly enough, I wasn't the only one, that knew who this was, and also of the obvious trap that was being offered to all of us. And as for who else knew of this? Well you see, about that...

"Fat chance Kyubey, you evil little stuffed chew toy! Because I know far too well exactly just what it is that you're really playing at! And I don't think that any of my currently present allies, are going to fall for your obvious trap either! So do me a big favor, take your so called offer, and stuff it!" Keiko of all people, had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily, to the now correctly identified Kyubey. Who as it turned out, did in fact look like a stuffed sort of animal like toy.

And then...

"Keiko, just what on earth has gotten into you all of the sudden?" Kuroko had now proceeded to ask over to Keiko, with a bit of obvious concern in her current tone.

And, as for Keiko and her response back to Kuroko...

"Kuroko, you need to understand why I am as upset as I am with regard to who that evil little stuffed mongrel of a toy is! Because while it may look cute, it has a very evil based agenda. Oh and viewers? Keiko by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order for her to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the anime canon timeline, of one Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of this anime? But anyway viewers, things in our four respective fanfiction perspectives, are about to get a whole lot more complicated. So viewers, with this now being said. Let us now continue onward with the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile, with both of her brown eyes closed. And also while Keiko currently has her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

But then, just after Keiko had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"I had a feeling that you weren't going to wind up accepting my offer. So let me now show you just how wrong of a decision that was on all of your parts. Oh Father, can you and Pain help me dispose of this worthless trash?" Kyubey had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which as Kyubey had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, their demeanor and tone, had then proceeded to suddenly shift, to that of what could only be described as pure evil.

And then, yet not at all surprisingly for that matter though...

"I was beginning to think that you would never ask Kyubey. Hello there Bluebell, did you..." Pain had now proceeded to say over to me, Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia, with. Which was as he, and the rest of his ally delinquents. Of which several of them were still unable to attack us, or do damage to us in any way. Either because one of their hands had been previously burned or numbed, by Super Sailor Mars and her Mars Flame Sniper. Or that they had had their gut deservedly punched in, by the use of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist.

And as for me, and my overall thought with regard to the current situation...

"Well I figured as much that that was going to wind up being your play Kyubey. As you know that you can't do anything on your own, so you wind up having to call in some grunts to do your dirty work for you. And that if I am not mistaken, makes you no different, from the likes of Sailor Galaxia, Raindevila, etcetera, etcetera. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the next upcoming battle viewers? Well like last time, you will just have to wait until the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also currently proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: May 18, 2011

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after I had finished my end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after we had ended up in the ever so popular and well known anime canon timeline of one Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Which quite predictably I might add, we had wound up pretty much instantly having a run in, with everyone's favorite evil stuffed abomination of a chew toy, Kyubey.

But, as with regard to what was about to happen, what with our still ongoing fight against Pain, his six sad excuses for allies. Along with Father, and now Kyubey as well. I was about to learn, that my quite strong hatred for any type of harem based anime content or media, was about to be tested to its breaking point. And sure enough, as I was about to go and answer Pain's quite frankly sad and pathetic attempt for an introduction. After he and his so called allied delinquents, had been displaced by the bright white wave of light from several chapters back...

"Uh excuse me? I seem to have gotten lost, can you perhaps point me in the direction..." A somewhat seductive sounding female voice. That was surprisingly somewhat identical to that of both Tsukiumi, Erza, and Moka's voices respectively, had now proceeded to call out to me and the rest of my allies that were currently present with.

And, as a tickmark now proceeded to then justifiably find its way onto one side of my face. And also while I had proceeded to take my free right hand, and then ball it quite tightly into a fist. And all while I had also proceeded to close both of my light blue eyes, and then also proceeded to display a very ticked off expression on my face...

"Okay, so at first this was just a minor inconvenience to me! But now, it is just become downright annoying, along with being completely intolerable! Because for the record Seraphim, no offense to you of course by the way. But I am just honestly not really in the bloody mood right now, to be dealing with anyone else from another harem based anime canon timeline! And for the record viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And so let me now introduce, once again quite regrettably I might add, one vampire ninja Seraphim, from the 'Is This A Zombie?' anime canon timeline. So yeah viewers, still not happy that this is now starting to become a running gag that is being played on me! And here I thought, that both Potamos and Petora were bad? A little Heath Ledger's Joker there for you viewers, you're welcome by the way. But anyway viewers, I think that I will just dispense with my current fourth wall break to you all for now. And we will just get back into the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also currently proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after I had proceeded to end my current fourth wall break moment...

"There you are Bluebell, sorry for the four of us...Wait, who is she?" The unmistakable voice of one Moka Akashiya had now proceeded to start to say over to me with. Only to be stopped midway through her statement, once she had caught site of Seraphim.

But as for me, even before I was able to try and clear up any sort of current confusion on Moka's end. Seraphim sort of wound up beating me to it. And as for her response over to Moka? Well...

"I am Seraphim, a vampire ninja. I am a practitioner of the Swallow Return Strike, my special skill, is the Swallow Return Strike. And my hobby..." Seraphim proceeded to say back over to Moka with in response. Only for Seraphim to then be cutoff midway through her statement. And as for who it was that had decided to go and do this this time? Well you see, about that, because that much should have been pretty obvious...

"Okay shut up, we get it! You love one of your attacks way too much for your own good!" Kurumu Kurono, who had accompanied Moka, along with Yukari, and Mizore.

But then...

"My trollop, well don't thou just have a sharp tongue?" The now unmistakable voice of Tsukiumi had now proceeded to say over to Kurumu out of seemingly nowhere with.

And as for me...

"Well to be fair Tsukiumi, she does sometimes have an issue with controlling her temper. Which to be honest viewers...*I proceed to try and say this back to Tsukiumi in response. Only once I had proceeded to try and turn my attention over towards my right, in order for me to address the viewers. Kurumu had then decided to cut me off midway through my sentence, and at the start of my fourth wall break moment. Which like all of the other times that this had gone and happened, this had now gone and caused one of my eyes, to start visibly twitching again*"

And as for Kurumu, and her anger induced response over to me...

"Hey, no one asked for you to chime in for the record!" Kurumu had then proceeded to shout quite angrily over to me with in response.

But, as for me and my response back to Kurumu...

"Well to be fair Ms. Kurono, no one asked me to not chime in," I had then proceeded to say back over to Kurumu with in response. Which while I had proceeded to go and say this statement of mine back over to Kurumu. I was now once again wearing a very cheeky and smug looking smirk on my face.

And sure enough, as I had intended with regard to my response back over to Kurumu...

"Wait, what did you just say to me?" Kurumu had now proceeded to say back over to me with in response. The only difference from her previous statement this time, being that her face was now filled with an obviously confused looking expression.

And as for me and my response back to Kurumu...

"Exactly Ms. Kurono, exactly! Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as for the still ongoing battle viewers? Well like last time, you will wind up reading about that in the next chapter. But for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also currently proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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