"Rumor has it that the Erlang God is afraid of his wife, and the West Sea Dragon Third Princess Ao Cun wholeheartedly wants to continue his bloodline and bear offspring, so she usually doesn't allow him to leave Guan River Mouth.
It's guessed that this chap was squeezed too hard, sneaked out from his wife's boudoir, heard about the Great Calamity on the Westward Journey, wanting to share in the merits and strengthen himself with two iron kidneys, he ran here rashly."
Old Xi joked with a tone of schadenfreude.
Following this hapless Chen Sanzang every day, he got bored and naturally started gossiping about these Immortals, Buddhas, and Buddha Heads.
Recently, he joined an interesting group chat with thousands of people, every one of them talented, speaking pleasantly, and loving to chat about all kinds of gossip.
