I chopped down Malthus' prideful horns.
They fell on the side and now he wasn't looking as intimidating as before.
Sexis and Erect were behind me and they nodded their heads.
"That was a great move, my lord."
"Yeah, Racis. I didn't know you hated long things. Now I am glad to know that you won't hate me."
They both praised my move in their own ways and not only these two… the whole planet watched that and erupted in cheers and praises.
"Yeahh!"
"That's how you do it!"
"Cut his dick now!"
"Yeah. After that give it to me."
"Why do you want his chopped dick?"
"To show my wife that having a bigger dick doesn't make a man more man than me. He can still die."
"Oh. Then give it to me too, Hero King!"
"Yeah. Give his dick!"
"Give his dick!"
"Give his dick!"
"Give hi-"
I stopped listening after that.
They only praised me for four seconds before chanting something else entirely. And why does everyone want to show their wives his dick?
