[Lavinia's Pov]
Being Daddy's girl is not easy.
Mind you…
NOTTTTTT EASYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You'd think it's all sugar cookies and sparkly dresses, right?
WRONG.
It's been an entire day—yes, a FULL, SUNRISE-TO-SUNSET-DRAMATICALLY-DRAWN-OUT-DAY—and guess where I've been?
ON. PAPA'S. LAP.
FOR. THE. WHOLE. DAMN. DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
After lunch, I thought—I will follow my daily schedule. I'd go play with Marshi, later watch Osric swinging his sword around like a great knight of the empire, and then sneak up on my other knights, who always pretend they're bushes while "secretly" guarding me.
Classic hide-n-seek material.
But Papa?
Papa had other plans.
He just scooped me up like a sack of royal potatoes and dragged me back to the throne room.
THE THRONE ROOM.
Now, my tiny royal behind has suffered enough! It's flat now! My cute, peachy butt is now a soggy pancake. I'm not even sure I have a butt anymore! Is it numb? Is it alive? Do butts go to heaven?!?!
