Goku lay there, breathing hard, his entire body soaked in sweat... and something else.
Launch, still panting and flushed, leaned close to his ear, giggling mischievously.
"Okay okay, training finish! You can take off the blindfold now, Goku!" she said, almost laughing.
Goku, blinking under the patti, nervously raised his hands.
"Uh... y-you sure?" he stammered.
Launch gave him a playful slap on the chest.
"Just do it, dummy!"
Heart thudding, Goku untied the knot and whipped off the blindfold.
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AND THEN...
Goku's eyes widened like dinner plates.
His jaw dropped open so hard it made a "KADANG!" sound effect.
The entire lanuch House looked like a nuclear milk explosion had happened.
The couch was soaked and dripping white liquid.
The floor was slippery and shiny like someone poured 100 liters of glue.
The windows had sticky handprints smeared all over.
Even Turtle the Turtle was stuck upside down on a wall, spinning slowly.
"W-Wha... W-What is this horror movie scene?!?!" Goku screamed.
He tried to get up... but slipped on the floor and fell flat on his back with a giant cartoon THUD!!
Launch laughed so hard, she fell over clutching her stomach.
"PFFFT! BWAHAHAHA! This is what happens when you train too hard, Goku!!!" she howled.
Goku stared at her,
"YOU CALL THIS TRAINING?! THIS LOOKS LIKE BOMB EXPOLOSIO OF MILK,HOW SO MICH MILK COME FOREM?
Lanuch : It is secret, Goku ( smiling)
Launch wiped a tear from her eye and gave him a wink.
"Don't worry, dummy! Just clean it up.before i telling you Horny sins address "
"Or else... you're gonna wish you stayed blindfolded forever!"
Goku remember main purpose of his coming to launch and quickly clean everything
Goku (sparkling eyes):
"Please, Launch! Tell me where to find the legendary Horny Sins! Only he can help me unlock the ancient ways of romance!"
Launch (dramatic whisper):
"You want to meet… Him?"
Goku (excited):
"Yes!! Please tell me!!"
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[Launch walks to a dusty shelf, pulls out a book labeled "WEST SECRETS: 18+ Mystery Locations"]
Launch:
"They say he lives in the far West… in a secret place known only by the most hormone-powered warriors..."
Goku:
"West? Like West City? Or like... west of my house?"
Launch (smirking):
"No. The place is called... VPN Uncle Sam."
Goku (confused):
"Vee...Pee...What?"
Launch:
"Very Private Nation. VPN. And Uncle Sam is its ruler. A legendary place hidden beyond the mountains, oceans, and questionable internet connections."
Goku:
"That sounds fake."
Launch:
"No it's not fake ,I am form west i known about it.
Goku:
"Really, wow"
Launch (seriously):
"You'll need to travel beyond the clouds, past the Mountain of WiFi, and the Tunnel of Buffering... only then, you'll reach the land of Uncle Sam."
Goku (pumps fist):
"I'll do it!! I'll fly faster than a lag-free stream!! Thank you, Launch!"
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[Goku runs off, forgetting his clothes again.]
Launch (shaking head):
"Still forgot his pants... this idiot's gonna be the hero of romance, huh?"
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Narrator Voice:
"And so, with his new destination set, our hero begins his epic journey to find...
VPN: The Very Private Nation of Uncle Sam!
Will Goku reach this bizarre land of mystery?
Will he finally meet the legendary Horny Sins?
Or will he just get distracted by a hunger on the way?
Find out in the next epic, hilarious, and mildly inappropriate episode of...
DRAGON POLE Z!!"
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