2015年4月1日
"The fuck really is this...."
I can see this blasphemy on her phone.
Currently, I am having a small argument with Ichinose who thinks I need to be bound with a rope, and get some tough lessons.
Oh, did I forget to mention she was the one who turned on AC in my room while I was sleeping? 16°C
"That's how you write a date? Stop asking stupid questions....."
"Eh? What's the need of writing year first? I know it's standard but... it's literally...most useless data you need."
I mean you don't even mention it in normal talk! I am aware regarding Programming, to be vigilant about dating formats, you use this one...
Cause' UK, India, Russia....all use dates first in their writing. Most of my documents, receipts are verified in such a format. But why year as standard...? Largest to smallest...?
Is it to keep simple? But I can easily mistake it to Jan 4th, 2015!
"Oh? Then what do you think should be put first....?"
"Isn't it obvious? Month. Because that's how you get idea of what person is talking abo----"
What's with that vixen look? Is she looking down on me?
"I should buy a mask to prevent inhaling same oxygen as Rem...."
You big brea---!
"Then how do you explain writing hour before minutes?"
"...Needs a shave too. Your beard is so tickly when I rub my face on it."
I stop dead pan in track, because her words have crossed limits of my rationality, not caring whether it's our public hallway going towards Ichinose.
I move towards her. Girl in response probably senses my attitude is wrong, and she unconsciously moves with me towards back to escape, and into wall in just a second.
"Why say such cruel words?"
Next moment, Ichinose withdraws her gaze and moves her eyes towards direction of elevator, giving a cold and aloof type of aura? that keeps strangers away.
Do people here hate facial hair? Mustache? No one else is capable of growing one except Ryuen...bastard, even he shaved it during VIP exam.
You disappoint me.
"Are you going to ignore me, Ichino---"
"Growl! Khao~"
Flinch! Blink!
...She could have bitten me if I hadn't backed off my face a little, this girl... literally growled at me with an open mouth.
"Are you scared? Hehe~"
Scared? Of course I am scared. It's like you are denying every part of my existence, and want to change into what suits Ichinose 'better'
I am afraid, I will end up doing your bidding. Just reading on Wattpad was so much easier than living here.
"....There will be no pudd---"
"Hiya, Ichinose-san~!"
I smile bitterly in frustration upon hearing someone interrupt us, we are doing a "nice" conversation here...can you please kindly bugger off?
Is the universe playing with me?
Both of us turn our heads to source of that voice. Why is sun rising again? Um, sky is still vibrant orangey---Oh...
Her hair is like that. My bad. Ichinose has a face screaming...she recognises this girl? Are you trying to change topic, run awa----!
"What are you doing here, Kushida-san...?"
What name did she jus---I molest her body hard to make out her figure.
Alas, she's not in my range. Can I move towards her a little? Is it considered a crime?
That girl name "Kushida" claps her hands together, is she giving a smile? I am not sure enough.
"I am heading back to dorms from Keyaki Mall? You're going the---with? Gomen, who is he...? Eto...so ope--"
"Sorry. We don't have any more cheesecake left for you...?"
'Swat!'
What Ichinose probably thinks is a little reprimand to stop talking to her, from my view she is just hoping for a war itself.
"Please ignore what he says. We just woke up from sleep."
"Teehee~I..I am not here for sweets. Ichinose-san, you two...perhaps, woke up...are you, know what I say, right?"
She's trying so hard to look embarrassed, while scratching her cheeks, giggling to herself.
You can do so many actions together in a moment, level of difficult increases for me to interpret in my brain..... It's exhausting to notice colour on her che---
Oye! Is it just me or a group of fairies have surrounded us chattering nonstop?
Things like such are getting so common, I don't even find it surprising anymore.
"Hmm...We attended same junior high school. In terms of going out, what do you say 'Rem-kun....?"
Kushida is probably cursing me, but how come two angels meet before I even know it? Did something happen when I was asleep...? How come Ichinose knows people from outside our class all of a sudden.....
It's horrible. I haven't even checked my class group yet, let alone the sacred duty of introduction.....
"It's so awesome to have a childhood sweetheart...! So jealous."
Her voice is high pitch, but not annoying. If it's a man, I will probably use my headphones to tap on noise cancellation.
From a wall distance, I am just a third point of view kinda bystander who can only witness Ichinose in front of me mingling with Kushida by turning her face to right.
Wait...should I back off from her? But if I do now, is it going to be awkward?
A daily life of smiling after cursing in her head countless times.
Kushida Kikyo....Did our distance get...She has red eyes, brows are adjusting to mood?
Pupils are oval shaped vertical jelly? How come? Short neck cut is really dangerous for boys....
I can see her a bit clearly now, probably because she wants to talk to Ichinose, and get her secre---juicy gossip.
How to describe.... Let's just say, if I was reincarnated as Kushida, I would probably die of dehydration after a few days of marathon....
Better having a strap on. Playing with my new assets. No way, I am going to waste such a chance of a lifetime.
Always wearing a mask, dealing with a bunch of airheaded idiots all day long... It's going to overflow.
Kushida probably has a vibrator to leave off unfiltered steam...I mean, she could right?
But I have no intention of judging or interfering in someone else's life.
After all, everyone has their own way of survivi-----how can I feel glances at me? Are you girls done?

....Glares? Why...Two no less? No, I am just a bit sleepy after waking up right? How come they just return to the usual friendly expression?
"Rem."
Yikes.
This... this is terrifying!
A chill...a fucking chill ran down my spine. What's the overall harm?
I am more than half a blind! What do you guys think I can see of you?
I haven't seen anything that I shouldn't have. Not accidentally touch something I shouldn't have---so you don't really have anything to hold a grudge over, right?
Especially you Kushida, how come I am already on her...hated list?
This big-breas--tit--chest airhead!
"Meow. I am sorry my boyfriend is a bit rude...."
"I am? Is that...how come you are dissing me?"
It's definitely time for me to look at Ichinose now, her eyes are squeezed shut, those long, dark lashes...
It's like she's bracing herself for something I can't see.
Her brows are furrowed, upward in a way that makes her...
I don't understand. Her cheeks are flushed, a soft pink spreading across them, and I can't finish if she's embarrassed or overwhelmed?
It's the same flush I've seen when she gets shy.....
Her lips are puckered into a tiny, round shape, almost like she's about to let out a soft whimper.
Her knuckles are pale from how hard she's gripping, and I can see...way her elbows bend, pulling her blazer even further apart.
Stretched tight across her chest, they're really full...skin of collarbone is exposed, glowing in the sunlight.
Not just this....I notice two little shapes in air.
One's a small, fluffy white cloud on left, more like a speech bubble, floating there like it's carrying some unspoken wo---huff?
The other, on right, is just a pair of curved lines, like a sharp V, and I realize it's not a cloud at all—it's kind of a mark you see in manga when someone gasps or moves fast, like Ichinose's letting out a shaky puff I can't hear.
I am lost.
"Why is your...I haven't asked you to send me nudes, alright."
"Bakaaah! Bakk--hentai. I hate you."
....Folks, so that's how a female cat screeches in your mouth when she becomes human?
"Me too~Me too~!" Kushida walks closer towards us as if she finally has an opening to break into, "Since Ichinose-san says she hates you, then I'll be your friend."
Who wants one like you....? Never mind, I am included.
There's not even a mental war in my mind about whether I want to become friends with Kushida...well, it's how it is. I am sorry for betraying you.
But Ichinose is too rude. After giving her a side eye, "Okay...."
There's no point in thinking about, her sending me a frown. You told me to shave, it's your own hole.
"Should we exchange numbers? Ah...here, you just have to put your phone above mine...."
That's all you need? I have it my right hand....Ding!'
Process is so fast, no wonder Kushida is going to have one of the biggest contact list....
"Ah no wait, I just agreed to be your friend? Exchange contacts... that's not how it's done. I mean...we need to have some more chances to interact after this, right?"
"So, you don't give your number easily who just comes and becomes your friend....?"
Kushida's smile drops lower as if I have just shot her in the back.
"Isn't that just you doing to increase number of followers or something...?"
"Really?" Her smile is back again, even more brightly if that's possible...which only makes her even cut---No, she won't force me to use this word for herself.
"My name is Kushida Kikyo. I am from Class 1-D."
I know tha---Oops, I need to reciprocate. Being forced morally.
"....Rem Hahari Kujou, Class 1-B."
"Oh...I know it's impolite. But Kujou-kun has a nasty tongue."
"...You're welcome."
"How about I walk you two to the elevator? We can talk about a lot of things on the way there."
....I really am about to follow into her pits of undesirab---wanted lust.
When Ichinose's voice immediately stops us in our tracks, "Kushida-san, would you please calm down?"
"Hai? Is something wrong?"
"I was having a perfectly normal conversation with Rem before you happened to interrupt us."
"What are you talking about? We weren't---" I try to speak, but quickly got silenced by the scowl that Ichinose sent me.
What is she angry about? Look, even Kushida, a social expert, a butterfly herself is boring a confused look.
"But Ichinose-san, I am just trying to be a good friend to Kujou-kun. There's nothing wrong right? I'm sorry if I interrupted you two, but we can talk about it toget-----"
Her talking speed is so fast.
"As far as I'm concerned, he only said about friends...Not accompany us or say a word about exchanging numbers."
Ouch.
I don't think Ichinose is someone who would ever say such badly in front of other people but...right now.
Is she too frustrated to even care? So, am I in alternate version? This is really confusing to base my knowledge upon....
Even I wince as Ichinose said those words. Feeling bad for Kushida, despite knowing what she is like under...that bra--ahem mask girl is putting up.
"E-Eh? W-Why are you speaking for Kujou-kun as if...as if you know what he's thinking? Are you perhaps his girlfriend or some---Ichinose-san?"
Apparently, she wants to confirm relationship tagline first.
It's just, smile on her face straining a little as you can see Kushida struggles to keep her inner emotions in check.
That bitch! How dare she say that to me?! I'll show her, I am the best!
Yeah, something along lines of above going on inside Kushida's double face mind right now.....
"I am only basing my words on what I see and hear."
A big sweet smile.
"Oh, and are you saying that you can make Kujou-kun's decisions...Mhmh?"
An evil giggle.
Hey, hey what's going on?
I am the one beginning to sweat out of nervousness from what I am witnessing between two holy beings.
Daily temp... it shouldn't be too much in Japan, right? Or because I am used to working in conditioners for hours?
This is bad... Kushida supposedly hates, and competes with Ichinose in terms of popularity, affinity, making friends....just everything in her sector.
She's....using this argument to relay what she really feels?
No wait, but Ichinose hasn't even done anything right? You can't make rivals so early...?
On the other hand, I think Ichinose's getting freaky because Kushida just showed up out of nowhere.
She wouldn't say those things if sh----
Okay, I obviously have to stop these two from arguing any further, but how exactly?
These two on surface get along for the greater good of entire franchise.
One wrong word and I can screw things up.
How come pressure on an ordinary office worker is too great?! Darn it, what am I supposed to do?
Masterpiece of White Room, the hell are you doing? I want to sigh, really want to.....
"Ichinose-san, if you have a problem with me, then just say it. How will we resolve if you don't tell?"
Kushida, who is not stopping in the slightest to poke Ichinose's nerves, continues to put up a fake smile that is about to shatter at any second.
"I have no problem with you. All I'm saying is that you should be mindful of your limits and to be careful not to overstep 'boundaries."
"I just want to be friends."
"It seems we have the same goal."
Ichinose is shooting back arrows alright, really pissed....go join archery club, and increase their budget!
Tap! Tap! Tap!
The sound of me clearing my throat, and my footsteps going in direction of elevator....
I don't know what the hell happened, nor am I built enough to have enough charm to stop two girls fro---you know....
I am more of a guy who will route for you, better eat each other alive. I can at most pay to watch drama unfold.
Get out of my way, I can't see shit.
'Tap! Tap! Ta----'
It's getting all so rounded blurry in front of me, just walk straight...I will hit end of hallway, elevator is there.
Putting my right palm a little forward just in case, look down, look above.
"Hey, what are you doing on gir---"
I am not in the mood to interact with another blonde character. By passing her smoothly, turning myself a bit right....better avoid grill.
Okay, move again.
I wonder if those two stop in their seemingly endless argument.
This process is very effective, less time consuming, no need to use brain too much....so hot.
Can I throw this jacket from here? I will be penalised....for later then.
Bloody asshole. How can I feel two dumbfounded stares at me from behind....?
At least, it's confirmed, I actually made the right decision in quitely walking away....
Stare all you like! Hell yea---Click.
'Click Click!'
Come down. Come dow---
"Ha...Ha...you are..you are pressing for going upper floors. Maow! I had to run because of yo---!"
....How, monster! How are you already here just moments after I touch the button...am I walking that slow? I thought I was quite fast....
Is it Kushida or Ich---
"Oh, it's Ichinose?"
Gone...I am goner. Is it too late to remove tone of question mark?
...It was.
I am completely passive in all of this, okay. Not enjoying look of sweaty Ichinose wiping her mouth waterin-----
Instinctively looking up at her, at that exact moment, my eyes met Ichinose's blue ones.
She is still wearing that familiar warm, bubbly smile. But to me, it's even more bone chilling than before.
Then my phone vibrated, a pop on, something on the lock screen.
[1 Friend Request Received]
Green cloudy type of noti--I can see username. Linea App.
Kushida Kikyo.
Without even thinking, I click "decline." However, another request after this....I choose the same.
Ding!
It keeps flooding in like a bliz--- For a moment, I even think my brand new empty phone is been hacked!
Without hesitation, I toss it back into my right pocket and, with a completely blank expression, wait for the elevator to reach 11th floor.
How come she is already panting...? I thought her...I mean aren't her stats supposed to be quite good? Now it's like Ichinose is really lazy, maybe even worse than portrayed....
I won't apologise or anything, I don't feel like I need to.
While Ichinose steadies her chest from water popping, I better not...
Hey, there's no point in you patting them, it looks even bigger while doing.
Wow....she instantly turns energetic. A determined look on her face, wha---is she collecting her thoughts or something?
Flashing me the widest of smiles.
"You are so good at making 'friends.'"
I don't have such ability. Ichinose is making me wear a high cap.
"Can you not spread that garbage around, hear me?" I try to look best dismissive possible, even waving my hand in doing so.
But Ichinose is practically vibrating with excitement? No, no...oye you will create a mess! Hell you doing, girl!
She's holding my entire left arm, don't coil like a snake on me! Rights, belong to me, I haven't sold it to you!
Ding! Khzrrr~
No!
Elevat---Open'
"I bet my Neet shut-in brother is using my share of pocket money!"
"Hey hey, we have three years of free tuition. I bet his would be a noodle compare---"
What's this? I can make out...two girls, one having green short length hugging...no also rubbing a light blackish or is it brown haired waist length person's head simultaneously?
Ah...did I interrupt?
They look very very close. Touchy in a sense, or just me with perverted ideas painting on wrongfully innoce----
School uniform....
We obviously notice each other.
"Hey, who are you?"
"Why are you breaking into our floor, you suspicious person?"
"Eh....is this blackmai--I hate boys! They are so gross...."
"If you don't leave, I'll call the police!"
"pfff...hehehe~"
Stop laughing Ichinose, this is not funny at all. I don't find anything amusing, just because I have a bit of long hair, which I pushed even more down to cover my....plus facial hair---
They label me an offender?
If there is some kind of mechanism, I really would have...lock these two inside for....Do we really have to enter? It already came after waiting for so long----Damn, I am being pushed along by a fat.....
Ichinose, aren't you being so angelic on my left? Her pink curls backlit by dim lightings here, so peaceful as if she's reading a menu instead.
Like it has nothing to do with her.
Instead of giving any response, I too myself check out number pressed, it's 12th for girls... written in...Phew! At least they remain same.
For our shopping, I command by touching grou---1st to go down.
However, it will first go above to drop previous ones, a hassle, time waste...
What if I was living on 5th Floor? Still go to 12th first? What stupid mechanism? This elevator should go first to drop, and pick anyone coming down, reaching 11th floor in sequence.
Complete one journey first, ignoring other requests in between who wants to go in opposite. No way, I wanna go down by stairs on a daily basis.
Either provide two lifts at both end of hallways or screw it in better way.
6 persons. Max.
Intercom button connected to an emergency dispatch center. There's another for hearing impaired.
It should also have cameras, behind me I think....but well, first come first serve I guess. Not just my problem, others will have to go through with this too....
Just imagining me going to 11th first, while someone from 4-5 thish who wants to go down, but forcibly has to come upstairs first.... Satisfaction.
"I-I am scared...."
This whoever she is, are you Schizophrenic? You were just trash talking with a friend, but now scared?
"Don't worry, Rika-chan...I'm here."
Rika...? She says. Could they be...I mean, it should be...green hair, I try to remember...yeah Manabe Shiho?
She has green hair, right! Definitely, image of Season 2 cruise basement immediately comes to me when I think about it.
Yukimura's photo was used in a promo video.
Manabe Shiho, Rika Morofuji, Yamashita or is it Yamasaki? So confusing....I remember one correctly though...Nanami. Class C
Probably because of Jujutsu Kaisen's.
"Hey, girl? Is he forcing you, we can help you in getting rid of----"
Zrrr----
"Your place is here. Don't you want to exit? Oh...well, you are also welcome to join us in coming to 1st floor."
Those guys really have it easy, not having to suffer like us.
"Eeep...Out! Out. This guy is even worse than delinquent fellow Ryuen. Can only talk with fist---"
Please don't downgrade such a badass villain, anti-hero kinda guy by comparing him to me. I am really nothing..... It's an insult.
True to her words, Manabe does leave when but not forgetting to give me those scary types of....
Although I can't see her face much, she has two red hairpins? Let me verify...pattern I can't see, ah....three pins, not two.
Really hard work.
I can only watch the door being closed slowly, Manabe is still talking, what does she have left? "Don't even come near us....or."
Motion of cutting your.... neck?
She really is a student of Class C. I have the urge to say about knowing her Floor number but I keep it to myself, blaming on tough luck.
Change scene instead of Karuizawa, bully Horikita, and witness how she wrecks your shit....physically, mentally, verbally.
Ha....So tiring dealing with the minds of high schoolers. At least she is comforting a 'fragile' looking Rika.
What a good friend unlike a certain person who didn't even care to open her mouth even once. Instead of passing a few giggles here and there.
"I didn't know you have powers of being an empty wall, Ichinose."
"....I can't stop shuddering. There are so many delinquents here."
I wonder how such a bad nature girl got accepted in an elite school, she even seems to be raising her 'guard' against me, as If I am going to attack her any second.
Topic cools down between us after this, and quietly waits to reach our destination.
Living every second, and not just skipping such journeys. It was so easy to just add time skip or write some moments later, but here now....
No one has pressed elevator yet, so we won't be stopping I guess.
"Hey, did you check...we can't access school forum until next month?"
Pulling on my arm towards her, I can't just ignore such gestures, and reluctantly turn my...
...Her pupils are now reflecting my own figure? How is this visible so clearly....Working like a mirror?
"Just wait for May 1st?"
"Meow! You know something. I can smell it from here."
Um...Don't scan me with your nose?
Strange fetishes, I will say. But Ichinose's not happy with my answer.
Come to think of it, didn't she use the exact same forum to post about rewarding whoever provides info for Sudo's beating.....?
Even if you act cute, you won't get anything out of me. Answer it yourself, what's the point of you being a social elite?
Scam! This prison academy is literally one, more than half are idiots, while the rest don't even belong in our category!
Such geniuses, 100 marks in every subject, my foot.
I want to see Ichinose's answer sheets with my own eyes. What the hell she writes anyway? Are they subjective or objective? How many pages do you take long for.....?
"Weird school. I have checked in group, we can use it as points....but there are also free items loaded everywhere...."
"Come again?"
"A girl Kobashi-san has seen a couple of seniors fighting over free meals...."
"There's nothing wrong with it. I too save coupons, and go for items list---"
"No, she even said 'desperate for it!' Why? Don't you have 100,000 yen every month.....?"
"I only know what Ichinose told me about bad behaviour. Nothing else...."
"...where class, school...? Or do you include what we are doi---so many cameras."
Her data is so messy in terms of linking the right points, but Ichinose just needs to sort it out in silence. You will get it okay....? Don't put too much pressure on your brain.
"Expensive consoles to gold bracelets, no restriction....I think...I think, we shouldn't...I am writing a message."
Why do I want to smile? It's nothing else just her figuring out to save points in terms of... expenses.
Not exactly about value. But still, isn't she going too fast?
xxxxxx
Finally, it's done. 😈 Power Stone's! 🎉