They went to the science museum.
-Guide tour(again): "Welcome to the museum of 'Science and Lore'!"
-Riku: "This name sounds better than the last one."
-Yaku: "Hey, wait, aren't you the same guide tour from the cooking museum?"
-Guide tour: "That's right."
-Amane: "How? We were in the cooking museum 5 minutes ago, and it's not even that close."
-Guide tour: "Secret!"
-Juni: "Then are you also a guide tour here?"
-Guide tour: "Yes, I work at multiple Museums at the same time."
-Iso: "That reminds me of a guy who works 38 jobs at the same time and his head is a literal rock."
-Guide tour: "Enough chatting now, let's go explore the place to the fullest this time, unlike last time."
-Momo: "Wet's go!"
The guide tour takes them to the first room.
-Guide tour: "This... is the infamous machine that was created back in the 20s by some scientist, unfortunately, I don't know their name, but this machine was made to unalive a person and bring them back to life so anyone can experience what it was to be dead."
-Juni: "How do you not know his name???"
-Guide tour: "?"
-Everyone: "?"
-Juni: "That scientist was obviously none other than Dr. Alistair Finch, who was said to have developed the 'Chrono-Restoration Apparatus' in 1927. That is the same machine as this one in front of us. This peculiar device, often described as a gleaming brass and polished wood contraption, was rumored to induce a temporary state of suspended animation, mimicking death, only to revive the subject moments later."
-Momo: "Just lwake an AI!"
Author side eye from the corner.
-Guide tour: "You seem to know a lot about science stuff, can you recognize the next one?"
Next one.
-Juni: "Oh! It's the 'Noodle-Time Continuum' machine! This one was created by Dr. Phileas Foggins in 1988, This machine was made to age or de-age noodles or pasta to its ideal consistency. and it was even sold for a few weeks...until a lot of customer found radioactivité in their stomach"
-Yaku: "The author probably forgot to add to your character biography that you know well the history of science."
-Riku: "If he didn't, I will write it myself."
-Iso: "What was even the point? Does pasta even age?"
-Amane: "I have to agree with Iso for this."
-Momo: "Meh."
-Guide tour: "Alright, next one, please follow me."
Next room.
-Juni: "Oh! this one is the 'make you question death by drinking this suspicious potion in a phylosofical way!' this potino was made by a mysterious women who no one knew the name nor the face, all we know is that it was really recent, in the middle of the 90s, and there was a total of 23 victims of this potion!"
-Yaku: "Are you sure you aren't one of the victims too?"
-Juni: "If you do the math, you will soon realize I wasn't born at that time."
-Iso: "Not even Riku was born by that time."
-Riku: "Maybe my older brother?"
-Amane: "Impossible, don't forget Juni is also hyperactive all the time."
-Momo: "Juni is crazy!"
-Guide tour: "Alright then, please follow me-"
-Host: "And now for our experiment competition will finally begin!! Anyone can join last minute!"
-Guide tour: "Oh, I forgot about the experiment competition that is happening today."
-Yaku: "Not like another competition happened less than 30 minutes ago."
-Momo: "Same host??"
-Juni: "...I gotta participate!"
1 minute later.
-Host: "And so everyone, say hey to our contestant! We've got a nerdy 19-year-old young woman who surely lacks sleep! and a suspicious 15-year-old nerd high school boy whose eyes are hidden by his long bangs! and a 13-year-old nerdy rich kid who surely didn't participate in a recent competition before! We've also got a surprisingly good-looking 29-year-old chemistry teacher who every guy simps for! And last but not least, a 9-year-old boy who looks like he has cooked some interesting things before saying his first word! Now let the competition start!"
-Juni(thinking): {Luckily I brought this potion, just gotta find someone to test it}
-Host: "This time, everyone! We won't need a timeskip, because well, those are experiments, so they've already finished their experiment."
-Yaku: "Didn't you say anyone can enter last minute without anything?"
-Host: "Well, I am trying my best to hold it all together, don't blame me, blame the author's logic."
The moment of judgement.
-Host: "It's time for me, the judge, to rate all of your experiments!"
19-year-old nerdy girl's turn.
-Nerdy girl: "I made this machine called 'keep you awake while you scroll down while you are jobless!', you put it on your head, and each time you start falling asleep, it will hit you hard enough to wake you up."
-Host: "That explains that huge red cheek on your face hehe..."
The host tests it, gets badly hurt.
-Host: "Maybe efficient if you are trying to study all night, I'll give it a 5/10, it hurt a lot."
15-year-old nerdy boy's turn.
-Nerdy boy: "I made this, which helps you keep a good streak on your exercise."
-Host: "Oh? What type of exercise?"
-Nerdy boy: "...you know, the naughty one~"
-Host: "9/10! don't even need to test it, don't even need to explain why!"
(nerdy) Rich kids turn.
-Nerdy rich kid: "My da- uh I mean I made this machine called 'hypnotis anyone', let me test it real quick"
-Nerdy kid rich(thinking): {there is no way someone is gonna surpass this rating}
The kid hypnotises the host.
-Host(controlled): "It's a 12/10! Nothing will beat this!"
-Riku(from the crowd): "HOLD ON! THAT IS THE SAME KID AS BEFORE! THE ONE WITH THE GOLDEN BURGER!"
-Yaku: "And he got a 12/10? even higher than my 11/10?"
-Amane: "That kid is so annoying! I won't even draw him! Well, I can't since there is no restroom in this museum either."
-Iso: "That's starting to be a running gag, you know?"
-Momo(just craking someone else's hand)
-Amane: "Do you still think Jun can win because he is a protagonist?"
-Riku: "Nah...Not only that, Juni has more under his sleeves."
The chemistry teacher's turn.
-Teacher: "What I brought is this super realistic volcano replica, let me test it in front of you."
She tests the volcano, it is indeed very realistic.
-Teacher: "So what do you think, sweety?"
-Host(simping): "That volcano is literally me when I see you."
-Teacher: "Hm?"
Juni's turn.
-Juni: "I have this potion, sir."
-Host: "And what does it do?"
-Juni: "You will soon find out."
Juni forced the host to drink it.
-Host: "AHHH! I thought you were gonna be the one to drink it?"
-Juni: "Sorry, but I am no experiment."
-Host: "What?"
The host started feeling something inside of him shifting.
-Host: "What did you do to me?!"
-Juni: "Oh, that potion's gonna turn you into a woman."
-Host: "?!"
Cut to the host being now a sexy woman.
-Host: "...13/10!! Forget what I said earlier, this is peak!"
-Nerdy rich kid: "HOW IS THAT PEAK?!"
-Host(being very naughty): "So this is a woman's body?"
-Juni: "Oh, and it's permanent."
Big silence.
-Host: "Even better."
Every guy from the crowd also started simping for the host.
Later on.
-Riku: "AHH I KNEW IT! JUNI IS THE BEST! YAHOOOO!"
-Yaku: "This one competition was very weird, but you pulled it off, ggs."
-Riku(sweating): "Yeah, I don't know either why it's like that hehe..."
-Amane: "That new look of the host deserves to be drawn by me RIGHT NOW!"
-Iso: "Congrats, I guess..."
-Momo: "Juni is still crazy!"
-Juni: "Oh guys, please...exaggerate more"
-Iso: "So where are we going now?"
-Amane: "Let's go to the drawing museum!"
-Everyone: "Yay!"
End of chapter