Hello.
My name is Satou Kazuma.
Axel number one adventurer, and the hero who defeated the Demon Lord and bring peace to this world.
Yeah, that's me. Satou Kazuma. If you happen to hear some bad rumors about Satou Kazuma that's probably another person or just a people who are envy with my achievements.
Back to the topic about demon lord.
Now that I think about it calmly, wasn't I basically the one who took out the entire Demon King's army?
It start with Beldia, the headless knight who lost his head (literally and emotionally).
Then, Vanir. The self-proclaimed demon of foresight who now works part-time under a very talented manager in losing money and discovering new garbage, he is also my business partner now.
After that, there is Hans the poison slime. A fellow victim of Axis cult behaviour.
Sylvia the… chimera. Yeah, only that.
Wolbach the dark god of violence and sloth, she is also like my bath partner? I mean we took a bath together twice by chance– no, at this rate it more likely by fate. Oh, and she is also the one who teach explosion magic to Megumin.
Serena, the two-faced priestess. A dark priest who worshipped Dark God Regina. She is secretly known as a pervert who likes to show her underwear to others and takes money from that. She did many things but ended in Axis Cult. I really pitied her for that.
And, the white robed geezer whose name I forgot.
In the end, I fight demon king alone in the deepest dungeon with bravery, intelligence, and sheer will. And managed to defeated him.
That's me. Satou Kazuma, the hero who defeated demon lord.
Honestly, this world should start make a statues for me. One for each city is a bare minimum.
A dashing pose, with one foot on top of the defeated demon lord, looking gallant and cool.
Maybe even a national holiday.
Satou Kazuma Day.
A national holiday. A day in a year when people give offerings to statues of me.
Preferably money. Or sake. I'm not picky.
It would be perfect. A real cultural movement. I should tell Iris about this next time I meet her.
Other Japanese reincarnators may criticize me for this, but who are they to talk? What have they done? That Katsuragi guy everyone in the city always praised, has he ever defeated a Demon King general?
No? Not even one?
That's why he should just keep silent and accept it!
I'm the only real hero around here.
It's only normal to ask this much, right?
I mean I defeated the demon lord.
I. Satou Kazuma. Defeted. Demon. Lord.
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That's what I thougt before.
Until just a few minutes ago.
Because just when I was daydreaming about being worshipped, and enjoying my post victory retirement at the very young age.
I suddenly appeared in a strange new place.
A city I've never seen before.
And right in front of me... a tower. A really big one. Like an imitation of Babel Tower or is this how Babel Tower looks like if that thing still exist in my era?
Anyway…
A sudden realization hit me. This plot... A very cliche one...
I hope I'm wrong but…
"...You've gotta be kidding me."
Did I just get iseka'id again??!
What did I even do this time? I was just about to sleep in my bed.
Did Megumin can't hold her urge any longer and decided to blow our mansion?
That's not happen, right?
The more I doubt it the more it sounds like something Megumin would do. Damn it!
Worse yet, I was standing in the middle of a crowd. And not the friendly, happy festival kind. No, no.
These people were all battle-ready. Hands on weapons. Eyes sharp. They looked like they were ready to fight a dragon, or a tax auditor.
And they not just happened to be here by accident or to do some business. They are gathering around me!
So naturally, I did what any seasoned adventurer would do.
I immediately used {Lurk}.
Yup.
I disappeared into the crowd like a fart in the wind.
While they were still trying to figure out who I was or what kind of monster had spawned in the plaza, I sneaked into a back alley.
Okay. Let's think this through calmly.
First, gathering information. I should make sure whether I am just teleported into random place but still in the same world or am I got teleported into another world.
No matter what is the outcome I should still learn about situation around, and make sure not to reveal anything about myself before knowing at least a basic common knowledge.
If it's possible, I would want to get home as soon as possible. But if it's not possible then I should secure some food and a warm bed.
Luckily, My Vanir Mask is in my pocket. And I still bring some of my gold coin in my small sack.
Gold should still be something valuable in this world, right? I hope so.
I don't know what's happen, but I can't cast my teleportation magic. Not because I lack of mana or something disrupt my magic. More like I have no mark anywhere.
Is this magic works like some old phone? 'sorry your magic is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later'
I can even use my magic to go to Eris' domain, what kind of place in the world that more unreachable than that?
Sigh… complaining won't solve my problems…
Calm down, Satou Kazuma. You are the great hero. This kind of thing should just be like a child play for you.
So, let's do this…
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… again.
AGHHHH!!!!
Seriously, WHAT IS THIS?! Did the gods just get bored of my happy ending?
Did I not suffer enough already? Aqua, explosions, debt, random deaths, demon king, Aqua, emotional trauma... Forget about the last thing.
And now they throw me into a new world?
Just when I thought I could finally retire...!
If I find out Aqua had anything to do with this, I'm going to turn the Axis Church into a hot springs resort and charge her rent.
Screw this tower. Screw this city. And screw whoever thought throwing me into another world was a good idea.
You want a hero?
Fine.
I'll play your stupid game.
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Like I would say some stupid things like that.
Of course I won't work and just lazying around.
Did someone say complaining won't solve the problems? Of course it's not but you also don't have to pay for it.
Quote today : Keep complaining about everything as long as it's free.