Trapped in a world filled with code, a massive computer screen stood before him.
Xu Bin shouted in frustration, "What's going on? How can it be considered a failure?"
The system's cold voice responded, "Because Shen Ruyu didn't see how you made your wife ejaculate. Since your wife was facing away, she didn't see the details, and Shen Ruyu didn't witness the ejaculation. Therefore, it is considered a failure due to these imperfections."
"If you're not satisfied, you can have another chance to complete the task!"
Xu Bin was taken aback but then thought for a moment and coldly smiled, "I trust your judgment, but we should be reasonable, right?"
"The system is objective and fair!"
Xu Bin immediately frowned, "I believe you won't trick me on purpose, but literally, I completed the task. If there are imperfections, it's because the task wasn't clearly defined."
"Not clearly defined?"
"Making your wife ejaculate in front of your mother-in-law doesn't mean your mother-in-law has to watch her daughter ejaculate..."
Xu Bin was unhappy but found a loophole and excitedly said, "System, I'm not nitpicking, but I completed the task based on your literal instructions. If you had said it was so difficult, I might have given up."
After a long silence, Xu Bin waited anxiously.
This was truly agonizing. If he had cigarettes, he would have smoked at least half a pack.
"The Chinese language is vast and profound, and the universe dislikes such an ambiguous and hidden language system..."
After a long pause, the system's voice finally returned, "Let's compromise!"
"I completed the task, so how can you go back on your word?"
Xu Bin stubbornly insisted.
The system's rigid voice turned cold, "Or do you want the tasks to be elevated to a data-driven level of precision, making each one more stringent?"
Previously, the tasks were vague and simple. If made more precise, such as specifying the number of thrusts needed to make his wife orgasm or increasing his mother-in-law's affection by a specific percentage, it would be much harder.
Xu Bin felt a chill run down his spine, and he immediately said dejectedly, "I'm sorry, I won't argue anymore, okay?"
Today, the 100,000 yuan he spent had a significant impact. It wasn't just that the mother and daughter were happy with their gifts; Xu Bin also enjoyed the experience of shopping like a wealthy man and immersed himself in it.
If there were no more tasks, Xu Bin couldn't imagine how desolate it would feel.
But at this moment, Xu Bin confirmed something: this lecherous system wasn't just a cold tool.
It originated from an unknown civilization in the universe, but it collected data from Earth. It should be an advanced AI with its own thoughts and feelings, even if it didn't have likes or dislikes. It was capable of conversation, as evidenced by tonight's interaction.
It was activated and growing, with room for negotiation. It was likely playing with humans like a god, not just a tool for Xu Bin's use.
"You are the only suitable host... Please do not have any spiritual burden!"
"Reminder to the host, the gene lock modification is still in progress. Please do not worry too much, and pay attention to the burden on your brain activity!"
A series of alerts brought Xu Bin back to reality. He suddenly realized that it wasn't just him who was anxious; the system was also very anxious. It seemed they were both in an adjustment period.
Xu Bin was afraid of losing it, and it was afraid of losing its host. Who knows when it would be activated again?
After a long silence, the front door suddenly opened, and Shen Ruyu, who had just returned from mahjong, entered. She was in high spirits because she had won both games, earning a modest but satisfying 1,000 yuan. Seeing Xu Bin smoking in the living room, she was taken aback.
Previously, she wouldn't have allowed him to smoke like this, but now she felt a bit guilty for being so strict.
Xu Bin was wearing only his underwear, smoking silently with a displeased expression. This was a side of him she had never seen before. In the past, she would have scolded him, but now she felt a strange concern.
Had he argued with her daughter? Or was something else wrong? Why did he look so unhappy?
"Son-in-law, what's wrong?"
Forgetting about earlier, Shen Ruyu asked cautiously as she approached him.
Xu Bin had come out of the room wearing only his underwear, something that wouldn't have happened before. Seeing her, he stopped communicating with the system and felt a surge of anger.
He had always feared his mother-in-law's temper, but now, due to the system's instability, he was extremely irritated.
"Something's up. Mom, keep your voice down so you don't wake up Yao Nan. She has to work tomorrow."
"Oh, okay!"
Shen Ruyu returned to her room to change. As she put on her clothes, she felt a rising anger.
This little bastard was putting on airs. After what he did earlier, he dared to give her attitude? Who was he trying to impress?
The more she thought about it, the angrier Shen Ruyu became. She pushed open the door, intending to give him a piece of her mind, but then she noticed something unusual.
The living room was too quiet, and the TV was off. When she opened the door, Xu Bin wasn't even on his phone. That wasn't normal.