Darkness, is all I can see when I look all around me. I have no idea how long I've been here but for as long as I can remember it's all over been able to see. The name is Endou Suzuki, just your plain and ordinary 16 years old, or does what I used to be. I was a high school student in my previous life who pretty much didn't really have anything going on for him, I was the text book definition of "Hitohito Tadano", being that I was average in pretty much every category you could think of, whether it being in looks, academic, background, you name it and I will probably be average in it. It was pretty weird how I died though I got transported here by the heavenly envoy, truck-kun, just as I was leaving for school one morning. I just opened my door and then boom all I can see was a big ass truck right in front of my door. This may sound insane but I'm pretty sure there wasn't a driver in the truck.
"Welcome child to my humble abode", I heard a voice rumble across the dark dimension. I cast glances around the darkness trying to make out where the voice came from. It didn't take long for the space around me to change to a white room with a classy looking old man sitting on what seems to be a floating bean bag staring at me. "Accept my apologies young man", the old man said to me. I didn't get what was going but it didn't take a genius with years of anime, manga and light novel experience to understand that this old man had something to do with my death. "You accidentally killed me didn't you", I sighed while saying.
"Erm yes but technically I wasn't the one who killed you but my grandson", I stared at the old man thinking 'the fuck is this dude talking about'.
As if he could hear my voice the old man replied, "my grandson was playing with his toys but it seems one of them accidentally fell and descended into the mortal realm and killed you".
~Sigh~ "So what are we gonna do about this", I said. "Is this the point where you judge me or...". Sensing my nervousness the old man chipped in before I could end my sentence, "No no no, I will reincarnate you into another world".
"Do I get to choose the world?, how many skills or wishes I'm I getting?, do I get to wish for more wishes?", I asked excitedly.
"I'm sorry you don't get to choose the world and for skills or wishes you get the standard three wishes of your own choice". I was pretty bummed out I couldn't get to choose the world I was going to but hey on the bright side no matter the world I eventually get to go to, I get three choices.
The old man snapped his fingers and a roulette appeared with a bunch of texts or worlds written on it. I could see worlds like the marvel cinematic universe, DC universe, one piece, Naruto, heck even the most dreadful Boku no pico was right there on the roulette. I walked up to the roulette and spun it with all my might, as it began to spin I crossed my fingers and prayed to about seven different gods from different religions for the roulette not to stop on worlds like boku no pico. Gradually the speed of the roulette slowed down and finally stopped on the disastrous life of saiki k world. I was overjoyed that it didn't end up in worlds like DC or marvel where cosmic gods could just destroy the entire planet in your sleep. "That world huh, looks like lady luck really favors you, my boy. Anyways you get three wishes so wish away and be warned, don't go overboard with your wishes, like wishing for more wishes or wishing to become a god or be like me", the old man said to me. Well I quickly thought about my wishes and said to the old man.
"For my first wish, I wish to be free from destiny, karma, cause and effect and any other abstract effect". "Granted" he said.
"To be honest I didn't think first wish would get granted. Well at least now I can mess with the storyline a little knowing there won't be any adverse consequences ".
"For my second wish, since this is the world of saiki k I want all the powers Kusuo has" I asked.
"Not granted although Kusuo might not be a God he has abilities on par with a low class or even a mid class God. So know I can't give you the full abilities of Kusuo", the old man replied.
'Sigh, I knew my tricks weren't gonna work twice', I thought.
"Okay, how about you give me the powers Kusuo uses frequently in the series but only to a half the strength of what he uses when he got his suppressors on. But with full control over those abilities " I asked again nervously.
"Granted" he said.
"Thank you very much. Now for my final wish i do not want to be average again in this life so make me above average in every category imaginable by mortal standards"
"Granted and have a blessed life in your next life. No offense but I would rather not see you here anytime soon", he said after which a rift appeared behind me sucking me into it.