"I..."
"Not dead?"
Si Lanyi woke up quietly in an alley.
However, everything in front of him was weird.
How to say it, it was like a cold filter covering the whole world, and everything looked a little gray.
Also, the perspective became much wider.
'Where is this? '
'Am I in hell, or have I traveled through time? '
Looking at the huge building next to him, Si Lanyi couldn't help but wonder in his heart.
Si Lanyi shook his head and tried to get up from the ground, ready to figure out where he was first.
As a result, as soon as he moved.
He found that his body was a little bit out of control, and he felt an indescribable awkwardness.
Si Lanyi subconsciously looked down.
His pupils dilated instantly.
What came into view was a pair of furry...
cat paws? ? ?
Si Lanyi stared blankly at the pair of claws that were obviously not human, and then looked at the enlarged world around him, and an absurd thought came to his mind.
I traveled through time and space and became a cat? ! !
Or rather.
Because I was still holding the tabby cat when I fell from the building, I traveled through time and space and became a cat?
Si Lanyi suddenly felt like crying but had no tears, and didn't know if he would have a chance to become a human again in the future.
After all...
There is really no possibility between cats and humans.
You can't pick up a kitten, right?
This is so perverted just thinking about it!
Will I be a lonely monk cat in the future?
For a moment.
Si Lanyi felt that people...
felt that cat life had lost its meaning, and the world in his eyes had lost its color.
He awkwardly controlled the unfamiliar limbs, struggling to stand up, his body's center of gravity and sense of balance completely changed, like a drunkard... no, a drunk cat.
'System? '
'System lady? '
Si Lanyi called silently in his heart, looking forward to the appearance of the omnipotent golden finger.
If there is no system, what is the meaning of this cat life.
It seems to be a response.
Si Lanyi's ears suddenly rang with a light "ding" sound.
Is the system really here? ? ?
Before Si Lanyi was happy, he found that the sound just now was not a system prompt sound, but a dull blood jade, sliding from his chest and falling to the ground.
Looking at the broken blood jade on the ground, Si Lanyi's eyes showed a complicated look.
Last life.
When he was abandoned at the door of the orphanage, this blood jade was beside him, the only thing to prove his identity.
He had kept it safe and never left it.
But he never expected that this blood jade would be so magical.
At this time, Si Lanyi also recalled some details before the fall.
After catching the tabby cat back.
The guy struggled desperately in his arms, and his claws scratched a hole in his chest.
When he fell from the building.
The burning sensation in his chest and the red light flashing in front of his eyes, I think it should be the reaction of the blood jade stained with his blood.
Then.
Si Lanyi was annoyed.
He had read countless novels in his previous life, why did he forget about the blood recognition?
If he had tried it earlier.
Maybe he could find the secret of the blood jade, and maybe he could get some opportunities.
Unfortunately, it's too late to say anything now.
Si Lanyi looked down at his cat's paw and sighed weakly.
After a short period of decadence.
Si Lanyi shook his furry head and cheered up again.
The word "give up" does not exist in his dictionary.
From the towering buildings around, the flat streets, and the faint sound of traffic in the distance.
It is not difficult to see that this is still a modern civilized society.
This is a blessing in disguise.
With his IQ, even if he is a cat, he will surely be able to make a good living.
Maybe, he can even become a generation of Elvis.
Thinking of this, Si Lanyi was refreshed.
Soon, a thorough "cat life plan" was initially formed in his mind.
Urgent.
The first thing to do.
Is to find a stable meal ticket for yourself... Oh no, it is to find a kind-hearted and preferably good-looking shit shoveler.
This will not only ensure that you will not starve to death on the street, but also slowly understand this strange world.
As for hunting by yourself?
Si Lanyi looked down at his pair of small plum blossom claws. Although they looked sharp, he really had no confidence in his current hunting skills.
What's more.
The thought of catching those mice running around in the garbage dump, which may carry various germs on their bodies.
Si Lanyi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
As a cat with a human soul and a little bit of cleanliness, he can never accept eating mice!
Comparing the two.
It is safer to find a reliable shit shoveler.
However, it is not easy to find a reliable shit shoveler these days.
There are so many cute pet cats, why should they choose you, an ordinary tabby cat?
Si Lanyi began to think seriously about his advantages.
In terms of appearance, the tabby cat is indeed a little worse than those breed cats that cost tens of thousands of yuan.
Then, we can only start with talent.
Who can refuse a cat that can do backflips?
'Let's start by getting familiar with this body. ' Si Lanyi muttered in his heart, and then tried to take the first step.
'Not bad! ' He took more than ten steps in succession, all very steadily.
Si Lanyi couldn't help but laugh, and joked to himself: "I didn't expect that I have the potential to be a cat." After adapting to walking on four legs, Si Lanyi began to try some basic cat movements.
For example, jumping.
Si Lanyi immediately spotted a not-so-high wooden box at the entrance of the alley, which was estimated to be only about 20 centimeters.
Take a deep breath.
Bend the hind legs slightly and push hard!
"Bang!"
His forehead hit the edge of the wooden box hard, and his body slid down weakly, falling on his back.
"Meow!"
Si Lanyi couldn't help but swear.
Then he was in a mess for a while before he barely turned over. He felt more tired than when he took the second test.
At this time, a light laugh sounded.
"Puchi!"
The sound was crisp and a bit playful.
Hearing the girl's light laughter in his ears, Si Lanyi was stunned, and his face was full of surprise.
Could it be...
The poop shoveler is here?
Si Lanyi's heart moved, and he didn't care about the faint pain on his forehead, and hurriedly looked in the direction of the sound.
The first thing that caught his eye was.
It was a pair of extremely eye-catching red short boots,
The sight slowly moved upwards.
A white wide-leg long skirt?
No, to be more precise, it was wide-leg pants, the fabric had a full sense of drape, gently wrapping the straight and slender legs of the visitor.
Her hands were elegantly inserted into the pockets of the pants, her posture was leisurely, revealing a sense of nonchalant calmness.
Further up, there was a light gray hooded plush top.
The overall combination was simple but stylish, with a bit of casualness and laziness.
Si Lanyi had been active in the brothel for many years in his previous life. Just from the other party's clothing style, he could be sure that the person coming was most likely a queen-like beauty.
There's a chance!
Si Lanyi suddenly felt that the future was bright.
He tried to adjust his posture, trying to make himself look more cute.
However, when he looked past the soft plush collar and saw the figure at the alley entrance clearly.
Si Lanyi's round eyes suddenly widened a little, and his cat mouth opened unconsciously, as if he had seen a ghost.
This, this, this...
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