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This book features a slice-of-life style with minimal system presence, welcome to enjoy. [Theoretically, this system can target any cognitive being in the universe.] [After selecting a target, the host will randomly acquire the target's skill level and talent.] [When the target is of the same gender, skill experience acquisition speed +50%, skill level cap -50%.] [When the target is of a different species, trigger 404 aura, skill experience acquisition speed +100%, instant death probability +99%.] [After a failed targeting, the punishment mechanism is activated, halving the host's basic stats, entering an absolute weak state, and resetting skill levels.] Traversing into this world, Bai Chuan Ze Ping observes this problematic system, then looks at the top student and beautiful girl of the class... Hmm, perhaps... this classmate could be a fine learning companion. PS: This book is also known as "My Talent Comes from My Girlfriend."

Greed, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, sloth, pride The 'Black Book' records seven sources of sin, which are also seven steps to ascend to godhood Once, I thought there would always be one sin suitable for me But I never expected Every volume of the twelve military letters bears my name!

"Your handsomeness attracts the attention of the Goddess of Luck at all times." Liang Yi, an experienced player, found himself transported into the game world. Inheriting the attributes of his god-level alternate account, he started the game with all stats maxed out. As an NPC favored by the Goddess of Luck, the destined Person of Luck, he had a bright future. However, he quickly discovered that... The ruthless and merciless NO.1 female demon lord from his previous life had become his junior sister in this life! And they even formed a contract! If one party died, the other would die as well. Fortunately, his junior sister before him had not yet turned evil. To prevent himself from being labeled as the antagonist boss by the vast number of players and being killed, he resolutely embarked on the "Junior Sister Educating Plan."

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the weak summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time. yeah that's me your accidental hero! #connected universe!

Just when Saiki Kusuo thought he had finally secured a quiet, asteroid-free life, a cosmic glitch rips through reality itself—thanks to a poorly timed miracle and an unstable psychic reset. The result? Universes begin to collide, and Saiki finds himself unwillingly playing interdimensional host to a cast of absurdly powerful and even more absurdly dysfunctional guests. From explosive mages like Megumin to dramatic shadow-obsessed vigilantes like Shadow, overpowered loners like Jin-Woo, and unpredictable oddballs like Gojo Satoru, Saiki's apartment—and mental stability—is pushed to the limit. His goal is simple: fix the glitch, send these walking headaches back to their own worlds, and finally return to peace and coffee jelly. But just when Saiki thinks he’s turning everything back to normal and getting rid of the uninvited guests, a more eerie, mysterious, and unexplained phenomenon begins to surface—one that no amount of psychic power can fully predict. Something darker is watching from the cracks between worlds… and it might not be as easy to banish. Because sometimes, the real disaster isn’t the guests—it’s what followed them in. Also, who knew dimensional collapse came with this many catchphrases, explosions, and unpaid catering bills? ... Includes: The Disastrous Life of Saiki K Eminence in Shadow Konosuba Re: zero Mushoku Tensei Dr. Stone Chainsawman Jujutsu Kaisen and much more to add.

Don’t have looks? Don’t have money? A complete nobody? Fear not! Because you’re definitely doing better than Dante! After reincarnating in a pathetic mine infested with goblins and a spider the size of a wagon, Dante discovers he has one thing no one else in this magical world does: shamelessness — and a lot of creativity! Armed with intelligence, strategy, an RPG system, and a kind of charisma anyone can fake, Dante is determined to level up, earn respect, and rule the world! Win at life and overcome every twist — even if the whole world thinks you’re the ugliest thing alive!

Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

Aura regularly joins her boyfriend, Navi, his best friend Kai, and his cousin Lucas in Galaxy Alliance: The Void War gaming sessions, even though she still plays on a PC with a controller while they wear VR headsets. Their team holds first place on the game's national leaderboard thanks to Navi, who is excellent at the game's tactics. One day, while the four are immersed in a gaming session, a strange message appears on the screen. “The top ten teams of your world have been selected and will now take part in the Galaxy Alliance Recruitment Trial.” And before they can make any sense of the message, they are teleported from their rooms. Aura wakes up on a storm-swept planet, dress in a combat suit, and is task with completing a trial to reunite with her friends and reach a pickup point in 24 hours. All while fighting waves of Void spawn.

Five strangers. One divine summoning. Zero clue what's going on. Cael just wanted to survive another normal, totally safe day on Earth—but instead, he wakes up in a glowing church with four equally confused people, each clutching a mystical weapon they didn’t ask for. Now stuck in the dangerously magical world of Overmorrowland, the group is told they must defeat the Demon Lord to return home. Classic isekai stuff, right? Together, this awkward team of accidental heroes must navigate gods with cryptic motives, quests with fine print, and their own spiraling sanity. Armed with divine weapons, questionable attitudes, and no sense of direction, they might just save the world—if they don’t strangle each other first. A parody-packed, chaos-fueled isekai adventure for fans of sarcasm, broken tropes, and divine misunderstandings.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

neverending, mad twists of crazy conversation between a daschund and its owner this is for everyone who shouldnt be reading this. train has left and there is no return. looking for glasses which we are already wearing.

The world called him a joke. Fate called him back. In a future ruled by evolution, survival, and sheer power, weaklings are nothing more than fuel for the strong. And Jin, the lowest-ranked scavenger in the slums, knew that better than anyone—until the day he died. Crushed, humiliated, and forgotten. But death wasn’t the end. It was the upgrade. Reborn in the body of a long-dead genius, Jin awakens with fractured memories, a ruined body... and a mind wired for brilliance. The world thinks this genius is still dead. The monsters, the warlords, the syndicates—they all moved on. But Jin has no intention of staying buried. Armed with sarcasm, cold logic, and a talent for turning scraps into weapons, he begins his quiet war from the shadows. No one sees him coming. No one suspects the “corpse” is rebuilding an empire. He’s not here to save the world. He’s here to conquer it—with a smile.

This is a Patreon Exclusive that updates +20 chapters ahead at all times: https://www.patreon.com/Zocatarr --- He's an experienced world-hopper with an impressive track record! But what if his "thoughtful" employer offers a little surprise instead of the well-deserved vacation? --- Synopsis below: A breezy tale of a hero who winds up in the Marvel-11 universe, and naturally, we all know where that’s headed... All intimate scenes will be clearly marked (+18). Tags: Marvel-11, Harem, Adventure, Sex, Humor, Transmigration, r18, Fanfiction

The world of Tenebrous has been plagued by demons for as long as mankind can remember. Disasters, death, and destruction - all trace back to these mysterious beings. With sorcery as their only weapon, humanity fights back. CODE: ZERO tells the story of Code - a quiet boy possessed by the very demon that once brought ruin to the world. Living with a tragic past and facing an uncertain future, he clings to one goal: To rid the world of demons. Action. Fantasy. Adventure. Step into CODE: ZERO.

Archon: A title that is equivalent to the title of a god in the both beautiful and treacherous world of Eldoria Those who possess these titles are not only considered the best in their specific field, but also stand on top of the hierarchy chain existing outside of law and government. Yuki Sato: Passionated Otaku, the weakest of the weak and a literal living corpse finds himself in this world after his death, being a mere ant in comparison to those above him. However, even though his body is so weak that the term "twig-person" wouldn't even be an insult, but a perfect description of him, he navigates through this new world with a mind sharper than the most legendary sword and a cunning, richer than most kings, ultimately aiming for the position of an archon himself. This is the story of the living corpse devouring the gods.

"There was once a hero." All have heard that phrase at least once in their lives. Whispered by old men before firelight. Carved into stone beneath crumbled towers. Inscribed on the last pages of dying books. But more often than not, it was just a prelude— a sentence used to dress up myths, to clothe legends in something that sounded like truth. "There was once a hero who defeated the Demon King." "There was once a hero who slew the last of the skyborn dragons." .......... "There was once a hero who was thrown into the abyss... and kept climbing out of it." "There was once a hero who walked with tragedy tied around his waist like a blade." "There was once a hero who changed lives—not with miracles, but with mercy." Shotaro Mugyiwara. A name drowned in dust. A face erased by time. He wakes as a blank slate— somewhere in the shattered lands of Drakastradorn, known also as Aetheria. No memory of who he was. No sense of why he still breathes. Only silence. Only echoes. Only the wind screaming through ruins that remember him better than he remembers himself. This world is not kind. It is carved by Mantra, an energy not of magic, but of something older— from beyond space, beyond time— a power not meant for mortal tongues to name. The land bleeds war. The stars above are scarred. And in this stage of gods and monsters, drama and death... he awakens. ......... "He was always the hero." A child is born in Hokkaido, on the night of January 30, 2008. A birth that was never supposed to happen. From a womb never seeded. A life conjured, not conceived. The world shook the moment he took his first breath. Because something ancient had returned. Something the world had forgotten how to fear. --- "There was once a hero... who was a great diplomat." Who could shape armies not with swords, but with words. Who could bend even fate to a shared purpose. Shotaro Mugyiwara’s life was never normal. And it will never be. Even in a world where he remembers nothing— no comrades, no battles, no lovers, no scars— even with the past ripped from his veins... He walks. He endures. He refuses to kneel. Because the truth is simple. "There was once a hero..." "Who kept moving forward."

Lin Xuan transmigrates into an urban novel as an irritable villain. From the beginning, his scumbag father, who favors his illegitimate child, forces him to marry a vegetative female supporting character suffering from androphobia. Fortunately, the [Crazy Affection] System activates. As long as he makes physical contact with people with high fortune, he can earn points to buy various items and skills. So, Lin Xuan immediately decides to become Su Qingge's "fortune-bringing" husband. On the wedding night. Looking at the stunning vegetative female supporting character, Lin Xuan activates the Crazy Affection mode. My name is Su Qingge. I was turned into a vegetative state by my jealous aunt. In despair, my grandfather found Lin Xuan to bring me good fortune through marriage. His meticulous "affectionate" care made me feel both embarrassed and touched. "After I wake up, I want to stay affectionate with my husband Lin Xuan and have a football team worth of kids." "Anyone who dares to bully my husband will eat ****!!!" On our wedding night, I woke up! ................................................................. Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. For advance chapters: [email protected]/ShinningNovelTranslations (replace @ with a) Translated Original Name: 反派：迎娶植物人女主，疯狂贴贴 Author: 请叫我太子殿下

Kael Lughson, a modern-day college student and martial arts prodigy, never expected his museum visit to turn into a one-way ticket to a war-torn, mythical Ireland. Thrust into the realm of Ériu, Kael is imbued with the divine power of Lugh, the Many-Skilled God, and wields the legendary Gáe Bolg—a spear that never misses and curses its foes with thorny doom. Marked by prophecy as the spear-bearer destined to unify or destroy the land, Kael must navigate a world of gods, monsters, and ancient clans, all while battling the Fomorians, a race of monstrous invaders led by the sinister Balor. But Kael isn’t alone. Guided by Morrígan, the seductive war goddess, and trained by Scáthach, the stoic warrior-queen, he attracts a growing harem of mythical heroines—each with their own powers, pasts, and affections. From the wise Sidhe queen Ériu to the fiery archer Gráinne, Kael’s charm and strength draw them into his quest, forging bonds of love and loyalty amidst the chaos of war. Yet, as his power grows, so does the risk of the Ríastrad, a berserk state that could consume him.

Continuation of “Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With You!”. Chapter 1-155 are uploaded under ZenonTL_2 username. Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱 ═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

After an untimely and embarrassingly clumsy death, Leo finds himself trapped in an endless cycle of reincarnation—except there’s a catch. Instead of being reborn as a mighty hero or a prodigious genius, the universe keeps dumping him into random life forms. One moment he’s a majestic eagle soaring through the skies, the next he’s a confused squirrel getting chased by dogs. Then—boom—he’s a tree. Just… a tree. And don’t even get him started on the time he was a goldfish with a three-second memory. Armed with nothing but his snarky inner monologue and the fading memories of his past lives, Leo must navigate the absurdity of existence—one bizarre reincarnation at a time. Will he ever break free from this chaotic cycle? Or is he doomed to spend eternity as everything except what he actually wants to be?