After I finished puking, I walked over to the sink and started rinsing my mouth. When I looked up and saw Xiao Lan in the mirror, I was fascinated by his handsomeness. Then my eyes turned to my right, and I got disgusted when I saw Foxy Yaya washing his face. It wasn't Foxy Yaya's face that made me sick, but the feeling of his chewed steak in my mouth.
Xiao Lan said, "Yaya, why don't you go back to the table and give Jig fifteen to twenty minutes to pull himself together."
I took out the oral spray and zapped it in my mouth to get rid of the foul vomit smell.
Foxy Yaya shouted at me, "It's all your fault! I'm glad you and I shared the same fate. Now you understand, don't bump into people while they're eating!" He angrily walked out of the bathroom.
I looked at Xiao Lan. "It's all my fault that he choked on his food?"
Xiao Lan said, "Kinda."
I said, "Okay, I don't need fifteen or twenty minutes to pull myself together."
Xiao Lan took my hand and said, "I need it."
I asked, "Why? You're not the one who got your airway blocked."
Xiao Lan dragged me into a stall behind us and locked the door.
I asked, "Xiao Lan, what are you doing?" I don't even know why I asked him this stupid question. When he dragged me into the bathroom stall, I already knew.
Xiao Lan pushed me to sit on the toilet seat, unzipped his fly, and his popsicle stick sprang out like a delicious meatball skewer. Xiao Lan said in a horny voice, grabbing the back of my head, "Jig, help me melt this ice cream."
I said, "Xiao Lan, it's inappropriate to eat ice cream here..."
Xiao Lan shoved his meatball skewer into my mouth, and he had already started thrusting. I couldn't hear anything but the muffled sound and the drool running down the corners of my mouth.
My tongue went around Xiao Lan's meatball skewer. I hungrily licked it like licking a vanilla ice cream cone on a hot, sunny summer day when the ice cream on top began to melt. I rolled my tongue from side to side. Xiao Lan moaned softly, "Jig, do you like what you see?"
I said, "Yes, I like it very much." I continued licking the ice cream in front of me.
Xiao Lan said, "Don't worry, this body is yours."
The thought of Xiao Lan doing this kind of thing with others made me angry. I bit Xiao Lan's meatball skewer hard to teach him a lesson.
I cried out in pain, "Ah!" I removed my hand from my mouth. I shook my head and saw Xiao Lan, who was shirtless, staring at me.
Xiao Lan said, "Wipe your face, the water you forgot to spit flowed down from your mouth."
I spit out the water, looked in the mirror, and saw Xiao Lan put his shirt back on. I can't believe it… here I am once again, having another hallucination with Xiao Lan. I wondered if I was born a psychopath or if Xiao Lan's bad influence made me a psychopath.
I knew very well in my heart that I would lose if I stood up against Xiao Lan, so I decided not to argue with him. I said, "Xiao Lan, we have a problem."
Xiao Lan said, "Yes, we do."
I said, "How do you know? I haven't said anything yet."
Xiao Lan said, "Whenever Black appears, it's not a good sign."
I said, "Oh, I thought we could somehow telepathically sense each other's thoughts." I grabbed Xiao Lan's right arm. "What complicated relationship do you have with Blackie?"
Xiao Lan said, "I'll tell you when we get home; now isn't the time." He pushed open the door.
When I returned to the dining hall, the two exchange students were gone, and so was Black.
Foxy Yaya said, "You two are late, what are you two doing?"
I asked, "What's the matter?"
Foxy Yaya said, "The birthday boy's grandpa choked on a piece of cake and was rushed to the hospital."
Xiao Lan frowned, "It turns out that Black came for him."
Foxy Yaya stupidly asked, "Who is looking for whom?"
I said, "Black and Blue Label. Have you heard of Black Label whisky?"
Foxy Yaya, "What?"
I said, "I was late with Xiao Lan because we were talking about whisky. I asked Xiao Lan which brand he liked best."
Foxy Yaya said, "Ah Lan, I didn't know you liked Black Label whisky?"
Xiao Lan sat opposite Yaya. "Is there anything you couldn't tell me on the phone?"
Foxy Yaya said, "I almost forgot about it." He picked up his glass of water and drank. "After the incident yesterday, we had the doorman monitor the art for 20 hours. Around one o'clock in the morning, I got a call from the police station saying that the art gallery's alarm had gone off. When the police went to investigate, they found that one of the security guards had been slashed to death." He shivered.
Xiao Lan, "The murderer?"
Foxy Yaya said, "Wang Chao."
I looked at Foxy Yaya. "What's that name again?"
Foxy Yaya said annoyingly, "Are you deaf? We're so close. Why can't you hear me?"
I said, "What's wrong with you, repeating that name? Your voice is as soft as a little girl, and I can't tell if it's a girl, a young woman, or a man."
Xiao Lan sighed and said, "Wang Chao."
I asked, "What happened to Wang Chao?"
Foxy Yaya said, "He killed another guard and cut his own throat." He looked at Xiao Lan. "They're going to move all the paintings to my house. I'm afraid the thief might come back and steal them." He grabbed Xiao Lan's hand. "Come and sleep with me tonight."
Instead of declining Foxy Yaya's invitation, Xiao Lan replied, "I will be there."
Foxy Yaya, "I'll cook dinner and wait for you." His phone rang, and he picked it up. After two words, he hung up the phone. "Xiao Lan, be there by six. I'm going back. They're transferring the paintings to my house. I have to be present to receive them." He hurried out the front door.
I complained, "And he left without paying his share!"
The waiter came back with three plates of steak and went to help another table.
I pulled the steak closer and started eating. While chewing, I said, "I heard the name Wang Chao in my dream." I cut another piece of steak and put it in my mouth. "Also, Su Ling the guide told us that a painting called 'The Barbershop' was haunted. Whoever owns it will die." I laughed. "I wonder if Foxy Yaya will have his throat cut tonight."
Xiao Lan said, "It's not funny."
I happily chewed the steak and said, "Xiao Lan, good luck guarding Foxy Yaya. This is the perfect example of not sticking your nose into other people's problems."
Xiao Lan gave me a handsome look and asked, "Aren't you going with me?"
I continued chewing on the steak and said, "I'm not stupid enough to put lice in my head. Good luck."
Xiao Lan cut a piece of steak and chewed slowly. "But Yaya likes to sleep naked with me. If you go, he has no reason to sleep naked in the same bed as me."
I stared at Xiao Lan and pouted, "I don't care if you're fucking him or not."
Xiao Lan smiled and said, "Okay, I guess I have to be prepared. Let's go to the supermarket after dinner."
I asked, "Why? Are you lacking something?"
Xiao Lan smiled and said, "I need to get myself a box of Durex."
I looked at Xiao Lan's smug smile, my blood boiled. "Durex, eh?" I felt the teeth inside my mouth biting the inside of my mouth.