"KYAAAAA!"
Noysd jolted upright from his bed, drenched in sweat like he'd just run a marathon in a sauna. His breath came in panicked gasps as he clutched his chest.
"Haaah... haaah... What a nightmare…" he mumbled, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand. He glanced around his room, disoriented. "Good thing that was the Haruka from another timeline…"
Still shaky, Noysd slid off his bed and reached for a towel, patting himself down.
"System," he grunted, tossing his drenched clothes into his inventory with the grace of a tired war veteran, "how the hell did I end up back in my bed?"
{I don't know, user.}
The system replied with the digital equivalent of a shrug.
Noysd rubbed his temples. "Man… that flash wasn't just bright—it knocked me out cold."
{Yes… I didn't know light could render us unconscious for ten hours.}
"Not really the light," Noysd said as he stretched, "more like the fact someone knocked us out with a bat… and a virus."
{Wait. What?}
He opened the door, expecting an empty hallway—and instead froze.
A woman wearing his oversized T-shirt was cooking breakfast in the kitchen. She turned around casually, spatula in hand.
"Oh, you're finally awake, honey. Could you maybe not scream like you're being murdered next time? I nearly burned my hand, geez." She pouted adorably.
"Sorry 'bout that, Mom," Noysd apologized with the awkwardness of someone used to weird mornings but not this weird.
"Right, right," she said, flipping a scrambled egg onto toast, "just like that one time when you were a kid. Remember? You dreamt a ghost stole your anime figures and peed the bed."
"…I did not pee the bed. That was condensation," Noysd grumbled as he sat down.
"Sure, sweetie. Whatever helps you sleep at night."
Noysd sighed. "Anyway, Mom… why the hell did you hit me with a bat and upload a virus into my system?"
Loriana paused. "Well, you see," she said as if she were explaining tax evasion, "I've been summoned by fake versions of you so many times now. It's like an annual tradition at this point."
"…what."
She slid the egg-toast onto his plate and sat down with her own.
"They all had things in common with you," she continued, taking a bite. "Smelled like you, sounded like you, had your mannerisms… they even screamed like you. Oh, and the crying! Very you."
Noysd blinked. "…Why are you saying that like I cry a lot?"
"You do. I've seen it. Remember that one time you lost to a gacha banner and sobbed for two hours while hugging your body pillow?"
"That was emotional damage!" he shouted, slamming the table like a courtroom attorney. "Anyway, what else did they do?"
"Oh, you know. Masturbate like you, talk in their sleep like you, shout 'ARA ARA' at nothing like you..."
Noysd nearly choked on his toast. "What the hell kind of creepy detail tracking is this?!"
"But," she said with a sip of tea, "what they didn't have was your birthmark. You know, that weird mole shaped like a chibi dragon on your left buttcheek."
"WHY do you remember that?!"
"A mother remembers everything," she said with a proud smirk.
"…Anyway," Noysd muttered, rubbing his face in frustration, "what was the reason they were summoning you in the first place?"
"To breed strong children," she said casually. "Also... pleasure."
Noysd stopped mid-chew. "…Huh?"
"Yup." She licked a bit of egg off her finger. "Turns out your variants are all horndogs."
"Unfortunate," Noysd said, standing up and pulling something from his inventory. "Here, Mom. Your panties."
"Oh, thanks, honey!" she chirped, grabbing them and slipping them on like it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Mom… you do know there are clean clothes in the drawer, right?"
"Huh? There are?"
"Yes. So how is it that you magically found my T-shirt but not your own underwear?"
"…Oopsie~" She gave him an innocent face.
"You knew exactly what you were doing!" Noysd shouted, pointing a dramatic finger at her. "You took my shirt on purpose! I CALL PERJURY!"
"…You're not Phoenix Wright," she said, deadpan, sipping her tea.
"…Ahem," Noysd coughed into his hand. "Anyway. Why didn't you just talk to me yesterday before turning me into a piñata?"
"I was being cautious," she replied, tapping her lips thoughtfully. "Can't be too careful. Multiversal clones are tricky."
"…I can't argue with that," Noysd admitted, pulling up his system menu. "Alright, let's spin the ol' gacha. Maybe I'll finally get a unit that doesn't try to kill me in my sleep."
The glowing gacha interface bloomed before him, listing out the ever-growing chaos of the summon pool:
[GACHA MENU]
Yandere Loli
Tsundere Loli
Powerful Loli
MILF Item
Item
Gamer Loli
GentleSmall-Breast Imouto
Genshin Characters(loli only)
Fun Fact About This World
Hentai Knowledge
Yandere blue archive
Yandere Original
Monster Girls(young version)
"…That's a lot of loli huh?.....
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I wake up to see my lolis.....i wake up to see my room...sad.....
To be continued