[Scene: Bulma's Lab – Capsule Corporation]
The lab looks like a tech zoo. Sparks fly, wires dance, and in the middle of the chaos, Bulma is hunched over a bizarre device. It looks like a blender had an awkward one-night stand with a satellite dish.
Bulma (grumbling):
"Hmph. I swear, if this doesn't find hidden energy sources, I'll turn it into a popcorn maker."
She tightens a bolt with a high-pitched squeee! as the machine lets out a burp-like sound.
Suddenly—
BOOM!
The door slams open like an overdramatic soap opera.
Enter: Goku!
Striking a Super Saiyan Heroic Pose™...
But he's completely pantless.
Bulma (screams):
"GAHHH! GOKU! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PANTS?!"
Goku (confused, then grinning):
"Oh yeah! Hehe... I was in a rush! I forgot!"
Bulma:
"Rush for what?! A nudist festival?!"
Goku (proudly):
"I'm off to find the Horny Sins! I heard they're hiding in VPN Uncle Sam's land!"
Bulma (chokes):
"THE WHAT?! The Horny Sins?! That sounds illegal in at least 17 galaxies!"
Goku (nodding):
"Yup. Lust, Thirst, Flirtation—there's even one called Left Swipe-sama."
Bulma (groans):
"Goku, I built this lab to help the world, not assist you in your pantless pleasure pilgrimage!"
Goku:
"Oh come on, Bulma! I need your newest device! You said it could detect energy sources, right? Even the romantic kind?"
Bulma (facepalms):
"This isn't a dating app with a power level scanner!"
Still, she sighs and throws a capsule on the ground. Pshh!
A small gadget with antennae, blinking lights, and a suspicious heart-shaped screen appears.
Bulma:
"Behold. The Track-o-matic 3000. It beeps louder the closer you get to powerful... energy. Emphasis on energy."
Goku (excited):
"Sweet! Will it also beep near food?"
Bulma (flat):
"...No. It is not a ramen radar."
Goku grabs the device. The moment it touches his hand, it goes berserk.
Track-o-matic:
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEEEP!
Bulma (alarmed):
"Wait… it's already reacting?! That's impossible—unless—"
(She looks slowly down at Goku.)
The device is pointed directly at his crotch.
Bulma (horrified):
"WHY IS IT TRACKING YOU?!"
Goku (scratching head):
"Hehe... maybe it's sensing my love potential!"
Bulma (blushing hard):
"Oh my GOD. That's not what I meant when I said it could find charged energy!"
Goku:
"Well, guess it's pointing me in the right direction, huh?"
Bulma (furious):
"NO. IT'S POINTING AT YOUR GOKU DICK, YOU IDIOT!"
She throws a screwdriver at him. He dodges it casually, still grinning.
Goku:
"So… I'll just head out now?"
Bulma:
"AFTER YOU PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS!"
Goku (walking away):
"Aw man… do underwear count?"
Bulma (screaming):
"GET. OUT!"
Cue Goku flying out of the lab with the device… still pantless. A pigeon stares in disbelief as he zooms past.
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To be continued…
Next Episode Preview (Narrator Voice):
"Will Goku find the Horny Sins?
Will the Track-o-matic explode from pure thirst signals?!
Find out next time on ... Dragon poll z
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