Extra Scene: "The Real Special K"
INT. MIB HEADQUARTERS – NIGHT
The headquarters is bustling with agents and blinking alien tech. ET—now revealed as a sharp-eyed, no-nonsense human woman in a black suit—storms through the main hall. AGENT J (Will Smith) and AGENT K stand by a high-tech coffee machine, arguing about paperwork. ET slams her badge on the table, startling them.
ET (voice raised, fed up):
Alright, listen up, Agents!
You've been looking for aliens in all the wrong places.
I've been right here, hiding in plain sight,
And y'all still can't see what's right in front of your faces!
AGENT J (Will Smith) (grinning, trying to lighten the mood):
Whoa, slow down, Special K!
You need to chill, girl—grab a donut or somethin'.
ET (pointing at J, fierce):
Don't call me Special K like I'm some cereal prize,
I'm the real Special K—
Not 'cause I'm special needs,
But 'cause I never got special treatment,
And you still don't get it!
AGENT K (deadpan):
You're making a scene, K.
We're just doing our jobs.
ET (rolling her eyes):
Doing your jobs?
You keep shooting the wrong n-itch, b!
Every time the truth shows up,
You're aiming at the messenger,
Not the message.
AGENT J (raising an eyebrow):
So what, you're saying you're not an alien?
ET (smirking):
I'm as human as you are, J.
Difference is, I see what you refuse to see.
You're so busy chasing little green men,
You miss the big picture—
The real invasion is ignorance,
And you're letting it run wild!
AGENT K (sighing):
We follow orders, K.
That's what keeps the world spinning.
ET (stepping closer, voice commanding):
Maybe it's time to stop spinning in circles.
Maybe it's time to wake up and see who's really pulling the strings.
You want to save the world?
Start by opening your damn eyes.
She grabs her badge, turns on her heel, and storms out, leaving J and K speechless. The other agents stare, some finally looking thoughtful.
AGENT J (quietly, to K):
Man… I think she just neuralyzed my whole brain.
FADE OUT.